You know your married to an Egyptian when...

1. Their oral fixation would make Freud proud, addicted to either drinking shei(tea) or smoking cigarettes can't finish a meal without one or the other. (Alhumdulilah for me) my hubby's drug of choice is shei.

2. Everyone your husband knows sounds like a cartoon character , either know someone with the nickname of Mido, Hamada, Zezo ,Sinu or Kimo. Rounds up the ensembale cast of the Egyptian Muppet babies.

3. Introducing the Muppettes Mooni, Nunu, Nuna, Nossa. The female equivalents.

4. Any and Everything will make you prone to sickness, sleeping with the AC on, walking in the house with no shoes , or if your not dressed in the fall like a eskimo will make you sick (Astagfrallah).

5. Hell would freeze over before they would miss an Ahly ( or zamalek) In my case anyways a Ahly game. I make note to self not to have any emergency those days.

6. For a country that is so hazardous and Lasseiz Fare about following rules why do I feel like im living with a safety instructor, they will call you 10times from the time you leave point A and arrive to destination point B. Apparantly crossing the street is a life or death matter.

7. He cant say Pepsi, Prince, or Purple to save his life no bun intended (those who are married to egyptian will get it lol).

8. You spend your night and days picking up empty tea cups and seed's nuts all over the house. I think he was secretely born a squirrel he eats so much nuts.

You know that Red= blooded white= hearted and Black = tempered

once you go RED,WHITE,BLACK you cant go BACK.

That you are loved by a man who's heart is as vast as the oceam